"You are required to attend under protest, write a paper that's a total waste of your time, and complain constantly."
"You can't tweet this"
"The 'elevator pitch' is a common phrase in Silicon Valley, even though few buildings have enough floors to require actual elevator rides. You are supposed to be able to pitch a startup quickly enough that a highly distracted person can get your idea before the next incoming tweet spurs the smartphone to buzz."
Jaron Lanier (2013). Who Owns the Future? New York: Simon & Schuster, p. 233.
Here's the latest raw brain-dump, an elevator pitch for a building with very strange architecture. You certainly can't tweet this, given the length of this unprocessed, unfiltered mass of disorganized notes...
You Bureaucra Cee
Latest updates from the place of electronic mind, the spam-generating EULA that was once a university:
Help us fight the corporate kidnappers of neoliberal neurogovernance!
Psy channels Susan Sontag, without even knowing it: performing the viral "Gangnam Style" video hit that has racked up 1.65 billion YouTube views, Psy discovers that he is the center of attention only long enough for the attention to be digitally objectified, recorded, posted, shared, and (re)tweeted.
"'Let me see you bounce, Canada!' he implored, later scolding the crowd for staring into their smartphones. 'Stop taking pictures and bounce!'" Nick Patch (2013). "Psy Doesn't Disappoint as Co-Host." Vancouver Sun, Arts & Life, June 17, D1.
Digital Taylorism continues
Once upon a time, Professors told their students, "go to the library, and read a book." Then photocopiers arrived, and Professors gave their students copies. Then Kinko's got sued, and the corporations saw profit to me made from thought. Now to place an item on reserve, we have the joy of reading a lengthy instruction manual for how to do so. And in the frequently asked questions, we find this: "Can I post my lecture slides, notes or handouts in Library Course Reserves?
We currently do not accept PDFs of lecture slides, notes or handouts. These files should be posted directly within your course site in the learning management system. If you require assistance checking or clearing permissions related to lecture notes, slides or handouts, please contact ubc-copyright@interchange.ubc.ca."
Read that again: we are expected to "clear permissions" to post our lecture notes. Legal disclaimer: the human brain typing these words has not obtained written legal permission for the use of various corporate-controlled thoughts®©™ that may, from time to time, inform conversations, lectures, demonstrations, and other educational activities that take place within the classroom. The classroom is becoming a classroom®©™.
Today's Surrealicity Equation:
"Bureaucracy," as if it were enunciated by John Candy in that famous scene from "Spaceballs":
Barfocracy
Mass email received May 2, 2013. UBC's Digital Torture System does indeed need a re-design ... but note the mundane discursive liquidation of the heritage and culture of reading, teaching, learning, talking, discovering ... all those things we once thought were the core purposes of a ... "University." No, what really matters now are users who, instead of reading books or talking with students, spend their time reading things like the SIS Update Blog in search of ways to achieve restriction assessment, export/upload, and other forms of functionality.
And now I realize that I am not a scholar, nor a teacher, advisor, mentor, or colleague working with students in the learning process. No, I am someone who is attached to a course!
***
Coming soon! New format for the Faculty Service Centre
The Faculty Service Centre (FSC) is currently being redesigned to better
support the process of class list access and final grades entry.
Information Technology and Enrolment Services are working together to
better serve your needs for a more intuitive FSC. We have an initial
group of users that are using it before we roll it out to everyone.
The redesigned FSC provides an instant way to view the courses you are
attached to. Log in with your CWL and the courses will be displayed
without any further interaction needed.
Functionality such as displaying student pictures, restriction
assessment and export/upload will remain available on the FSC within a
clearer interface.
The release date is planned for June 5, 2013.
Further information will be provided on the SIS Update Blog
http://blogs.ubc.ca/sisupdates/ as the project progresses.
You will need to use your UBC work email address for the FSC. If you do
not have a UBC email address, please contact your department.
Mojave, California, April 2013
"I would not like to be seen as a drawer of misplaced conclusions, but from my perspective, the article's authors don't have a leg to stand on."
Kneel Smith (1992). "Unseating Furniture Geography." Area 24(2), 173-174.
blah, blah, positively radical blah...
The Dowd Doctrine
"You sell a little bit of the democratic soul when you start zapping people with no due process."
Thank you for all the brilliant and valuable questions, comments, and ideas -- I'm grateful for what you've taught me!
Library Liberation!
"Right now I'm getting out of a very dangerous situation and I'm using the library to jump-start my next life."
Jean McKendry (2013). Reading the Landscape of Public Libraries as Place: Experiences of Homeless Men in Public Libraries in Vancouver, BC. Ph.D. dissertation draft, February 7. Vancouver: School of Library, Archival, and Information Studies, University of British Columbia, p. 93.
"What we've got is a period of ungoverned space ... we have a period at which geography is less governed than it used to be."
General Martin Dempsey, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, on Meet the Press, February 3, 2013.
A blanket acknowledgment: "A good number of people have helped with comments and critiques" on this website. "Their suggestions have helped immeasurably, although they have not always been followed, but in order to protect the innocent, in the brave new world of Blair and Bush, I will not name names."
Neil Smith (2005). "Neo-Critical Geography, Or, The Flat Pluralist World of Business Class." Antipode 37(5), 887-899, quote from p. 899.
Brian Williams joins Jimmy Fallon to Slow-Jam the Debt Limit
Flash Mob Curriculum: The "Perfect Storm" in Higher Education?
Read this and this. Think. Then discuss. Come to my office hours and tell me: what do you think? What can I do better, what can you and I together do better, given the constraints we face?
Just what the Doctor ordered!
Parts of the ekw anatomy not totally incapacitated by seasonal affective disorder: a) eyeball placed behind the viewfinder, b) right-finger for camera shutter-release. Corvair: A Vancouver Special...
Mount Pleasant, Vancouver, December, 2012
"The Mayans were right, as it turns out, when they predicted the world would end in 2012. It was just a select world: the G.O.P. universe of arrogant, uptight, entitled, bossy, retrogressive white guys."
Bazooka Boy goes to China
Remember back in 2008 when Hank Paulson used the "bazooka" metaphor when asking Congress for unlimited authority to backstop Fannie and Freddie amidst the failures of a global speculation machine that he and his Wall Street colleagues had designed and defended? Now Bazooka Boy runs a "research and advocacy institute" that promises to give China "the tools they need to prioritize design issues in their cities and adapt infrastructure plans..."
Political Movember
Mau Mau!
"Team Romney has every reason to be shellshocked. Its candidate, after all, resoundingly won the election of the country he was wooing. Mitt Romney is the president of white male America. Maybe the group can retreat to a man cave in a Whiter House, with mahogany paneling, brown leather Chesterfields, a moose head over the fireplace, an elevator for the presidential limo," and a few other relevant mens-club appliances.
...and yet ...
Donna Haraway's gendered cyborg + Richard Walker's (1981) perspective on the suburban spatial fix + John Rennie Short's (2010) analyses of the car through the lens of the new mobilities paradigms + Gilian Rose's (1993) feminist-geographic methods = The Nissan Altima air-pressure reminder...
Obama re-elected, November 6, 2012. Wow. I'm surprised. I really refused to believe Obama had won, until very late in the evening, perhaps sometime during Obama's victory speech itself. I remember all too well 2000, and 2004 -- back when I wrote stuff like this.
by Tom Slater
Tears on the keyboard
The Krug Man Speaketh
"Are you, or is someone you know, a gadget freak? If so, you doubtless know that Wednesday was iPhone 5 day, the day Apple unveiled its latest way for people to avoid actually speaking to or even looking at whoever they’re with."
There's a big cheating scandal at Harvard. The novelist Michelle Blake observes, "One of Harvard’s responses includes a possible plan to require courses for incoming students about what constitutes cheating and plagiarism. The plan raises a number of questions, a few being: Are we meant to assume that students who are smart enough to get into Harvard don’t know that? Will the school later offer a course in why it is a bad idea to pour gasoline on a flaming toaster oven?"
The Scholar:
"Good studies and bad studies are not 'mutually canceling.' Regardless of what some advocates may claim, there are some objective facts and, hence, some objective truths. Whether public policy reflects that reality is not a choice left to those in the academy, but producing and protecting the research itself is our choice and our moral obligation." Elizabeth Warren (2002). "The Market for Data: The Changing Role of Social Sciences in Shaping the Law." Wisconsin Law Review 2002, 1-34, quote from p. 17.
The Candidate:
Vote.
for whomever you prefer, but I have faith in your good judgment...
"Feel a cold coming on? Take two tax cuts, cut some regulations, and call us in the morning!"
The Republicans' Solution to ... Everything and Anything, as described by Barack Obama, September 6, 2012
"We Own this Country"
Official Declaration of Class War by the U.S. Republican Party,
delivered by Clint Eastwood at the Republican National Convention, Tampa, Florida, August 30, 2012
Equation of the Day: Auguste Comte + Victor Cousin + Hunter S. Thompson + Aldous Huxley = Oliver Sacks. Quite the Awakening. "...bit by bit, I started to write my own book."
Long sentence, important question:
"Do we want an America of extremism in which six or seven Supreme Court justices share the vision of Thomas and Scalia, where the wars against women and against the poor are given the powers of all three branches of government, where all-out attempts to destroy Medicare and Social Security will be escalated even more on the day after the election, where vultures are honored and jobs are exported and more workers are fired in the interests of short-term profits that reward the profiteers and punish the rest of us, where a civil war will be waged to overturn Roe v. Wade and women will be denied the choice of an abortion even when they are raped, and when the earth is poisoned by polluters who pour money into this election with the same vehemence they pour carcinogens into our air, our land, our water, our bodies and our democracy?"
Indu's Brilliant Questions, Episode 568.
"If the Republicans don't believe in climate change, why do they keep choosing to hold their political conventions in those cities the scientists tell us are facing more and more severe hurricanes?
Indu's Brilliant Questions, Episode 567
"I believe in evolution and trust scientists on global warming. Call me crazy."
This was a Tweet from Jon Huntsman, Jr., former Utah Governor and ambassador to China, during his short run in the Republican presidential primaries in 2011. Jon who, you ask? The American Republican Politburo has very specific rules on what counts as "science." [See New York Times (2011). "In the Land of Denial." New York Times, Op/Ed, September 6.]
smartphone bladerunner:
Do Android phones dream of Siri?
"... at last count, Delaware had more corporate entities, public and private, than people — 945,326 to 897,934."
Too bad i'm not a gambler. A few minutes before the Belmont Stakes began, Jatinder asked me to call it. "Union Rags," I said...
by Markus Moos, Pablo Mendez, Liam McGuire, and other colleagues, part of Roger Keil's "Global Suburbanism" project ... and lil ole me too...
If you thought governmentality and scientific misconduct was bad when practiced by "the government," just imagine it in a world governed by The Corporation.
"This is a full-on fight between information and disinformation, between the urge to witness and the urge to cover up."
"Donald Trump is redundant evidence that if your net worth is
high enough, your IQ can be very low and you can still intrude
into American politics."
--Conservative columnist George Will, ABC News, May 17, 2012
artistic subversions... Thanks to Max Ritts for the recommendation!
iSpaceTime∑®©™
Kant + Hägerstrand + Nigel LeThrift + Steve Flusty + William Gibson + Neil Stephenson = iSpaceTime
We no longer measure time in years/months/days/hours/seconds. We no longer measure distance in light-years, miles, kilometers, fathoms, rods, centimeters, inches ...
The new metric system, the new post-neo-Kantian continuum of space-time, is measured digitally: number of tweets, pings, emails, likes, status updates, etc.
or should it be iTimeSpace...?
May Day Declaration 2012, World Federation of Trade Unions
"And why would we want to talk about love and loss with a machine that has no experience of the arc of human life? Have we so lost confidence that we will be there for one another?"
Don't miss it!
"Romney is not Ronald Reagan, or Jack Kemp or George Romney. He is Richard Nixon, minus the depth."
Welcome to America! Now ... bend over!
"L.B.J. got to me, and after all these years, he still does."
"The mentality that America was victimized with when British soldiers walked these streets two centuries ago is the same mentality Muslims are victimized by as American soldiers walk their streets today. It's the mentality of colonialism."
Why the privatization of knowledge and the market model of competition is dangerous, Reason #437:
"To survive professionally, scientists feel the need to publish as many papers as possible, and to get them into high-profile journals. And sometimes they cut corners or even commit misconduct to get there. To measure this claim, Dr. Fang and Dr. Casadevall looked at the rate of retractions in 17 journals from 2001 to 2010 and compared it with the journals' 'impact factor,' a score based on how often their papers are cited by scientists. The higher a journal's impact factor, the two editors found, the higher its retraction rate."
Geography as Glamorous Revolution!
Camila Vallejo is described as "a Botticelli beauty who wears a silver nose ring and studies geography," while leading Chile's largest street protests since the demise of General Augusto Pinochet's military dictatorship.
On the brink: "Be warned: One more overreach and the Supreme Court will be on trial, in the eyes of the people the court serves and in the eyes of historians and future generations who will agree that the court should uphold the law but has become a partisan and ideological warrior fomenting another civil war."
"In my view, this is what GIS (geographic information system software) is for. I pray that this analysis is used for some form of social justice."
"McCain is right that money is the great corruption, and Brandeis was right that sunlight is the great disinfectant. Sadly for America, there is far too much money, and far too little sunlight, in a government that most voters believe, correctly, is corrupted by money that buys democracy in the dark."
"Writing at Risk."
This was the title of my talk at Walter Gage Residences yesterday. The students were engaged and brilliant, and they asked me challenging questions about many things. One of the things we discussed involved matters of integrity and trust in an age of automation and entreprenuerial innovation like Turnitin.com.
Now I read this, from the thoughtful and articulate Linette Ho:
"The high expectations for young kids to do well is affecting their confidence and to choose cheating as an option." Ho laments the pressure endured by students today. But she is also deeply concerned about the reality of teaching: she opens her essay with a story of going into Grade 12 examinations, where "Out of the blue, I noticed in my peer's pencil case a small crumpled piece of paper with tiny scribbles all over it. It was the answer key."
If you call someone on your cell phone and you sing to them about the Buffalo Commons, what will you pay for the roaming charges?
From Frank Popper (fpopper@rutgers.edu):
"Dear All, Jerome Kitzke, a prominent composer, will have premiere of his new choral work, 'Buffalo Nation,' which has large quotes from Deborah's and my work on the Buffalo Commons, in Milwaukee on April 14th
and 15th. A dress rehearsal, open to the public, will take place on April 5. You can get details from Kathleen Masterson, mastersonkathleen@gmail.com.
Best wishes," Frank Popper, Rutgers and Princeton Universities
Rules of Republican Rule: 1. Seize power by lying and buying elections. 2. Fuck things up. 3. Leave a mess for Dems to clean up so you can blame them for it, making it easier to 4. Seize power by lying and buying another election.
Camp Gonzo® Office Hours. Friday. We're all crashing on deadlines in the lab. Liam, Sam, and students from other classes are working, and others are drifting in and out of the lab. Out of the corner of my eye I can peek over Liam's shoulder to see the amazingly beautiful and sophisticated diagram he's creating to illustrate the analytical workflow of his outstanding, creative analysis of the Ten Cities of Toronto; we just finished a conversation in the hall about alternative approaches to this kind of work seen in the literature over the years. Sam just had an idea for a fusion of cluster analysis and logistic regression, and when he asked me about it, my Inner Bunge™ realized this could approximate some fuzzy-set clustering logics...Sam's absolutely brilliant. Larissa Zip stopped by, and the conversation morphed into a moveable-feast office hours as we talked about her fabulous essay on Louis Wirth's Facebook profile and walked down the hall to look carefully at the 1930 aerial view of the Lower Mainland.
Bottom line: hours of conversation that achieved the goals of something formally called "office hours," but I still got a bit of writing and other responsibilities done. I even had a good phone conversation with Mark Davidson, allowing me to apologize for how far behind I've fallen on our joint projects ... but all of this would have been infinitely harder if it had all taken place electronically. Agglomeration still matters. Place still matters.
"He frequently boasts of not having a pollster or speechwriter and being unscripted."
Are they describing me...? No, they're talkin' bout Rick Santorum.
Good Data, Good Politics.
Laughed so hard I fell out of my chair: Alec Baldwin calls James Inhofe, the right-wing Oklahoma Republican who fights climate science every day and every way, an "oil whore," and says Inhofe should be "retired to a solar-powered gay bar."
This is almost enough to make me rethink my avoidance of Twitter!
"...this reform had better survive — because if it doesn’t, many Americans who need health care won’t."
"You cannot ask the dead their opinion."
Moveon.org, March 2012.
"An OSU Ph.D. student live tweeted your lecture on Comte..." -- Pierson Nettling, March 10, 2012.
Yikes! Apparently, while "learn" is not a transitive verb, "tweet" is...! I've been Twitten!
"Press accounts of Wyly usually refer to him as an 'entrepreneur' or a 'financier,' but really he's another classic American type: the crank."
No, this isn't about this Wyly, but rather an account of the Texas dealmaker Sam Wyly. See James Surowiecki (2001). "The Financial Page: Gadfly, Inc." The New Yorker, September 10, p. 42.
"My investments are not made by me ... they're made by a blind trust."
It is not known by whom the passive voice was invented.
Mitt Romney, of Corporations are People, My Friend fame, fending off investment conflicts of interest attacks from Newt Gingrich, January 25, 2012, via Lawrence O'Donnell, The Last Word, January 26.
"We conservatives believe government is bad ... and we've got the candidates to prove it."
Humorist P.J. O'Rourke, on Bill Maher's Real Time, October 8, 2010, commenting on Rich Iott, the Republican Congressional candidate with a hobby of dressing up as an officer in a Nazi SS "re-enactment" group.
"Geography, sir, is ruinous in its effects on the lower classes. Reading, writing, and arithmetic are comparatively safe, but geography invariably leads to revolution."
From 1879 testimony before a Select Committee of the English House of Commons, regarding expenditures of the London School Board; courtesy of Tom Slater.
"Unless you're a geography teacher or a communist revolutionary you'll have to shave sometime. Our gel has been formulated to deliver an incredibly smooth shave whatever the strength of your political will."
Promotion on the back of "Man" shaving cream tube (courtesy of Tom Slater, October 2009).
"If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography."
William Lyon McKenzie King, Canadian Prime Minister (1921-26, 1926-30, 1935-48), in a 1936 address to the House of Commons; quoted in Una McGovern, ed. (2005), Webster's New World Dictionary of Quotations. Hoboken, NJ: Wiley, p. 469.
The author of this web page would not object if accused of being an official member, along with a certain political figure whose middle name and birth certificate have been the subject of such conspiratorial consternation, of "some nefarious plot to bring about general doom by way of Islam/
socialism/
fascism/
racism/
ACORN."
Tana Ganeva (2009). "Is Glenn Beck Finished?" Alternet, August 24, 2009.
"Newt Gingrich never should have messed with Saul Alinsky. All across Florida old geezers were hearing Gingrich rage against Alinksy and they were thinking, 'Alinsky, Alinsky, I think that's the guy I play bingo with in Boca. Seems like a perfectly nice fella. If Gingrich hates him, I think I'll vote for Mitt.'
That's my first takeaway from the Florida primary. Don't mess with Saul Alinsky. I'd lay off Gus Hall, too, just to be safe."
"Almost everyone of those rights [in the Bill of Rights] is a cry against the abuses of Empire, a loud testimony to how a people learned to say never again: never again will we be occupied by the Army of Empire. ... These are rights we won and that we claimed. They were not granted -- in an interim constitution or otherwise; they were taken. They were invented precisely as a dance of victory over a vanquished Imperial power.
Now -- and this saddens me more than I can say -- the whole world is looking to make that joyous dance over us: for we are that Empire that must be told never again."
"...an increasingly affluent society with a rapidly changing technology is generating awkward structural problems and deepening tensions in the process of urbanization."
David Harvey (1973[2008]). Social Justice and the City, Second Edition. Athens: University of Georgia Press, pp. 54-55.
“I love him, man, I really do. ... He's singing my song.” Neill Franklin, executive director of Law Enforcement Against Prohibition, a coalition of police and other law enforcement officials who oppose America's war on drugs. Franklin was reacting to news that the conservative evangelist Pat Robertson supports marijuana legalization. Yes, that Pat Robertson!
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